Tucker Max Drunk

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk: Black Out Hook up with fat/ugly girls Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them Vomit uncontrollably Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering Start fights with small, defenseless people Break Things Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them